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NFL Announces Punishment for Falcons Star Jessie Bates After Hit in Cardinals Game

Star safety for the Atlanta Falcons, Jessie Bates III, has been fined by the NFL for an unsafe play during the Week 16 game against the Arizona Cardinals.

The league announced on Saturday that Bates was fined $17,389 for unnecessary roughness due to a hit on a defenseless player. The incident occurred in the fourth quarter with 4:50 remaining on the clock.

No other players from either team were fined following the game.

The Falcons, holding a 6-9 record, defeated the Cardinals (3-12) with a final score of 26-19 last Sunday.

This story will be updated as more information becomes available.
https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/atlanta-falcons/jessie-bates-fine-punishment/

Pop-Tarts pastry bails on celebration and 4 other wild moments from bowl game

**BYU Cougars Pull Off Thrilling Comeback to Win 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl Against Georgia Tech**

Tensions were high at the 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl as the BYU Cougars faced off against the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets on Saturday night. While Georgia Tech held the lead for most of the game, BYU rallied in a barnstorming comeback to secure a 25-21 victory. The win capped off a stellar season for the Cougars with a 12-2 record, while Georgia Tech finished at 9-4.

Pop-Tarts continued to add a unique twist to the bowl game experience, making it one of the most entertaining matchups of the postseason. Below, we highlight the five best moments from this year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl.

### Pop-Tarts Adds Fun and Flair to the Bowl Game Experience

Many bowl games without playoff implications often get labeled as dull or pointless, but the Pop-Tarts Bowl has bucked that trend for the third consecutive year. The colorful branding was on full display, featuring unique end zone and sideline art that delighted fans.

Both BYU and Georgia Tech had their school names emblazoned in their respective end zones, accentuated with vibrant Pop-Tarts sprinkles. These sprinkles were also incorporated into the sidelines and even decorated the helmets of each player, bringing a playful and energetic vibe to the field.

### Pop-Tarts Ring of Honor Unveiled

In a creative first, Pop-Tarts introduced a “Ring of Honor” at Camping World Stadium to pay tribute to the Pop-Tarts flavors that have been part of previous bowl games. Representations of Cookies and Creme, Hot Fudge Sundae, and Frosted Wild Berry donned commemorative jackets as a way to honor the legendary Strawberry and Cinnamon Roll Pop-Tarts from prior years.

### Pregame Ceremony Showcases Pop-Tarts Flavors

While it wasn’t quite like the Ohio State University band dotting the “I,” the pregame ceremony still brought a festive mood to the crowd in Orlando, Florida. Pop-Tarts revealed the featured flavors competing this year, divided into two teams: Team Sprinkles and Team Swirls.

– **Team Sprinkles:** Protein Slammin’ Strawberry, Cookies and Creme, Frosted Cherry
– **Team Swirls:** Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Frosted Wild Berry, Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae

This playful competition added an extra layer of entertainment to the event.

### Bear Bachmeier Leads Game-Winning Comeback

Trailing 21-10 going into the fourth quarter, BYU needed a spark to flip the momentum, and quarterback Bear Bachmeier delivered. A key blocked Georgia Tech field goal with 55 seconds left in the third quarter ignited the Cougars’ rally.

Touchdowns from Enoch Nawahine and Jovesa Damuni, coupled with a crucial two-point conversion run by Bachmeier, propelled BYU to a thrilling 25-21 win. The comeback showcased the resilience and determination of the Cougars in a nail-biting finish.

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The 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl proved to be a memorable game that combined exciting football with creative branding and fan engagement, further establishing itself as one of the season’s standout bowl games.

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https://www.foxnews.com/sports/pop-tarts-pastry-bails-celebration-4-other-wild-moments-from-bowl-game

Chicago police share images of vehicle wanted in West Side hit-and-run crash

CHICAGO (WLS) — Chicago police are sharing photos of a vehicle involved in a hit-and-run that injured a pedestrian last month on the city’s West Side.

The incident occurred on November 21 just after 9 p.m. on Cicero Avenue near Van Buren Street, according to the Chicago Police Department (CPD).

Authorities say the driver initially stopped to render aid to the injured pedestrian but then fled the scene.

The suspect vehicle is described as a white Nissan Maxima, model year estimated to be between 2016 and 2023.

No arrests have been made so far as Chicago police continue their investigation into the crash.
https://abc7chicago.com/post/chicago-crime-police-share-images-vehicle-wanted-nov-21-west-side-hit-run-crash-cicero-avenue-van-buren-street/18321095/

Keegan Murray MRI reveals mild calf strain

While the Sacramento Kings continue to contemplate what their future holds, one thing is certain: Keegan Murray is an essential piece for the team’s success moving forward.

However, for the time being, the Kings will be without Murray following a calf injury he suffered during the team’s loss to the Detroit Pistons on Tuesday.

Keegan Murray underwent an MRI after the injury, and the results revealed a mild calf strain. This injury is expected to sideline him for at least one week, according to Brett Siegel of ClutchPoints.

This is a developing story, and updates will be provided as more information becomes available.
https://clutchpoints.com/nba/sacramento-kings/kings-news-keegan-murray-mri-calf-strain

Immigrants peel crawfish, but cannot eat them. How sad.

There is a scene many people have witnessed without ever really seeing it. You drive past a crawfish processing plant, and the picture is always the same. Steam rises from the kettles. Trucks back in. Inside, rows of immigrant women peel crawfish for hours at a time. Their hands move quickly and their work is steady.

It is honest, physical work that keeps a Louisiana tradition alive. The same visual exists in other parts of our state. You can drive past a sugarcane field and see immigrant workers cutting cane in the heat or cold, planting rows before the sun is up.

Many of these men and women are legally here. They are hired through formal programs that allow farmers and processors to pay them fairly and provide the labor that our industries desperately need. These workers contribute to local economies and perform jobs that have become harder and harder to fill with a domestic workforce.

The problem is that most people do not understand the difference between legal immigrant workers who follow the process and illegal aliens who enter the country outside of the law. One group participates in the system and plays by the rules. The other group bypasses that system entirely.

The issue becomes even more confusing when both groups often end up working in similar industries. The average person driving by does not see who arrived legally and who did not. They only see a workforce that looks unfamiliar, and they draw their own conclusions.

This is where the conversation becomes complicated. Immigration in the United States is not a simple issue. It is not as easy as open the borders or close them. And it is not a matter of liking or disliking immigrants.

I understand why people risk everything to come here. They want safety. They want a future. They want opportunities their home countries cannot offer. It is impossible to see that and feel nothing.

At the same time, Americans have spent generations building the systems that make this country function. Taxes, schools, healthcare, infrastructure, and the daily stability we rely on all depend on participation in that system.

When people enter the country illegally, they live outside of that structure. They do not pay into it in the same way. They are not part of the programs that hold the country together. This is not sustainable for any nation, and no country in the world allows uncontrolled entry because they cannot.

This is the catch twenty-two. Our economy quietly depends on immigrant labor, especially in agriculture, food processing, hospitality, and construction. Legal immigrant workers keep these industries moving.

At the same time, illegal immigration strains the system and creates confusion, mistrust, and political division. Both realities exist at once.

I support enforcing immigration law because a country must have borders and rules. Illegal entry cannot be ignored. It is not fair to the people who follow the process, and it destabilizes the system everyone depends on.

But that support does not cancel out empathy for the people who come here searching for something better. We can acknowledge their humanity and still say that laws matter. We can be compassionate without abandoning structure.

The real question is how to fix this. Is it a border infrastructure issue? Is it a broken legal immigration process? Is it a labor market problem where certain industries depend on workers that citizens will not replace? Is it a class issue? Probably all of the above.

Until we are honest about that, we will keep arguing without moving toward solutions.

Legal immigrants who work in crawfish plants, cane fields, hotels, restaurants, and factories are part of the American story. They contribute. They follow the rules. They help build industries that keep food on our tables.

Illegal immigration is a different issue entirely, and it deserves a different response.

The image of workers peeling crawfish they may never taste is symbolic. It reminds me that immigration is not just policy or politics. It is real life. It affects families, industries, and communities. It affects citizens who depend on affordable food and stable jobs. And it affects the men and women who come here hoping to earn a living.

If we want an honest conversation about immigration, we must separate legal participants in our system from those who enter outside of it. Only then can we talk about practical solutions that protect America while still respecting the dignity of the people who want to be part of it.

For now, that simple picture of immigrant workers doing difficult work for the benefit of others reminds me that the issue is layered. It deserves thoughtful solutions, not emotional reactions.
https://www.avoyellestoday.com/immigrants-peel-crawfish-but-cannot-eat-them-how-sad/

Top 15 Projects by Total Revenue in 2025: Tether and Circle Remain Forefront

**Top 15 Crypto Projects by Revenue in 2025 Revealed by LunarCrush**

LunarCrush, a platform leveraging artificial intelligence (AI) to analyze digital assets such as cryptocurrencies, has unveiled the list of the top 15 projects that generated the highest revenue in 2025. The results highlight significant growth and user engagement across various blockchain projects throughout the year.

### Leading the Pack: Tether and Circle

Topping the list is **Tether**, which leads all projects with an impressive 16.9 million active addresses over the past 30 days and has generated $5.2 billion in revenue for 2025.

Following closely is **Circle**, securing the runner-up position with 7.5 million active addresses. Circle demonstrated considerable revenue growth, accumulating approximately $2.4 billion during the year.

### Strong Performers: Hyperliquid, Pump Fun, and Ethena

In third place, **Hyperliquid** boasts remarkable growth in Total Value Locked (TVL) at around $4.1 billion, with 292.7K active addresses and $630 million in revenue generation.

**Pump Fun** stands fourth with 864.9K active addresses, $549 million in generated revenue, and a TVL of $199.3 million in 2025.

Next up is **Ethena**, which recorded $389 million in revenue and an impressive TVL of $6.5 billion, supported by 38.7K active addresses.

### Mid-Range Achievers: Sky, PancakeSwap, Phantom, and Aerodrome

The **Sky** project reported 699.1K active addresses, a TVL of $6.1 billion, and $355 million in revenue.

**PancakeSwap** holds a central position among the top projects, successfully generating $317 million in revenue and maintaining a TVL of $2.4 billion alongside 2 million active addresses.

Additionally, **Phantom** earned $293 million in revenue in 2025.

Securing the 10th spot is **Aerodrome**, which excelled across three key metrics: active addresses, TVL, and revenue. It held a TVL of $445.9 million, generated $207 million in revenue, and counted 65.2K active addresses.

### Closing the List: Photon, Aave, Aethir, Raydium, and Lido

The **Photon** project earned $188 million in revenue with 56K active addresses during 2025.

**Aave** recorded a substantial TVL of $33.3 billion but generated comparatively lower revenue of $130 million, with 147.9K active addresses.

**Aethir** comes in near the bottom of the list with 19K active addresses and $120 million in revenue.

The **Raydium** project made it to the second-last position, despite having a TVL of $1.3 billion and 4.2 million active addresses, generating $91.6 million in revenue.

Lastly, **Lido** occupies the 15th and final spot on the list. It recorded the lowest revenue among the top projects at $83.3 million, with a TVL of $25.8 billion and 24.6K active addresses.

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This insightful ranking was revealed by the Phoenix Group through their official X account, offering a comprehensive overview of the revenue and usage patterns shaping the crypto landscape in 2025.
https://bitcoinethereumnews.com/tech/top-15-projects-by-total-revenue-in-2025-tether-and-circle-remain-forefront/

Trust Wallet Hack Affects Hundreds of Users: $6 Million Stolen, Security Alert Urges Upgrade from 2.68 to 2.69

COINOTAG News reports, citing on-chain investigator ZachXBT, that a recent Trust Wallet incident has impacted hundreds of users, resulting in losses estimated at a minimum of $6 million.

This alert highlights ongoing risk management challenges within the digital asset landscape. By analyzing on-chain data, experts have been able to assess the full scope of the event, underscoring the importance of vigilance and proactive security measures.

In response to the incident, Trust Wallet has issued a security alert regarding a vulnerability found in the browser extension version 2.68. Users are strongly advised to immediately disable the affected extension and upgrade to the latest version to protect their assets.

Staying informed and promptly updating wallet software remains critical in safeguarding digital assets against emerging threats.
https://bitcoinethereumnews.com/tech/trust-wallet-hack-affects-hundreds-of-users-6-million-stolen-security-alert-urges-upgrade-from-2-68-to-2-69/

Broward boys golf first team, second team, honorable mention and coach of the year

FIRST TEAM

Bento Assis, Coral Springs Charter freshman: Tied for second at districts (72); placed fourth at regionals (70); tied for 12th at 2A state championship; recorded a 72 during first round at states; placed first at TKA invite; U.S. Kids Golf four-time world champion; participated in 2025 Curry Cup on Underrated Junior Golf Tour.

Hudson Fee, Coral Springs Charter freshman: Placed first at the BCAA championship (68); tied for second at district tournament (72); tied for 12th at 2A state championship (76-77).

Finn Foster, Pine Crest sophomore: Tied for second at districts (71); tied for second at regionals (70); shot a 72 in final round at Class 1A state championship (151 total); placed third at Morrison Invitational (67).

Liam Johnston, Pompano Beach junior: Tied for 10th at 2A state championship (150 total); recorded a 72 during final round at states; tied for 10th at regionals (73); tied for fourth at Morrison Invitational (68).

Kolton Viveros, Coral Springs Charter sophomore: Tied for second at district tournament (72); tied for fifth at regionals (71); helped lead team to district and regional title; placed sixth at TKA Invite; recorded a 72 at Morrison Invitational.

Patrick Pinkney, Archbishop McCarthy junior: Placed first at district tournament (68); placed second at the Crutchfield/Hawkins Invitational (70); recorded a 156 total at 2A state championship; member of the UGA Junior National Team.

Jonathan Weinberg, Pine Crest senior: Placed first at districts (66); tied for fourth at Morrison Invitational (68); tied for third at Palm League Invitational (70); Duke University signee; shot a 68 in first round at South Florida PGA Invitational; placed third at K. J. Choi Foundation Junior Championship with 70 in final round; tied for eighth at Butterfield Bermuda Junior Championship with 69 in final round.

SECOND TEAM

Braden Chamberlain, St. Thomas Aquinas freshman
Joseph Hendren, St. Thomas Aquinas senior
Marco Sanchez, Archbishop McCarthy senior
Brookman Tyrer, American Heritage sophomore
Easton Viveros, Coral Springs Charter senior
Quintin Ye, American Heritage senior
Haoting Zhou, Pine Crest sophomore

HONORABLE MENTION

American Heritage: Nate Burkhalter, Hudson Tyrer

Archbishop McCarthy: Aarron Ghosh, Lucas Lodowski, Hans Olbrich

Cardinal Gibbons: Jack Melnicoff, Christian Semenick

Chaminade-Madonna: Julien Paruas

Cooper City: Joshua Imbrogno, Amari Thompson

Coral Glades: Cole Fisher, Brayden Peeler

Coral Springs Charter: John Buono

Cypress Bay: Ignacio Hurtado, Brady Vitucci, Reeves Yager

Flanagan: Jesse Rohal

North Broward Prep: Elliot Fishman, Max Gressle, Jiayi Wang

Pine Crest: Ryan Altschul, Alejandro Forner Ibanez

Stoneman Douglas: Josh Anderson, Josh Lieberman

St. Thomas Aquinas: Jason Andree, Joey Gilden

CO-COACHES OF THE YEAR

Karl Nitowski, Pine Crest: The Panthers won a district championship and recorded the lowest total scores of Broward schools across all classifications at districts, regionals, and states. “Our veteran golfers provided outstanding leadership, and every player put in over 20,000 putts this summer to build a strong foundation. They held each other accountable and showed up every day ready to compete and improve.”

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/12/25/broward-boys-golf-first-team-second-team-and-coach-of-the-year/

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13 Metal Christmas Songs NOT to Play in Front of Your Family

If you’re planning a warm, cheerful Christmas gathering with your family this year, you might want to avoid playing these 13 metal Christmas songs. Nothing sends your loved ones right back out the front door faster than lyrics about Santa, strippers, and axe murderers. Then again, maybe getting your family out of your house is exactly what you want this Christmas. Who are we to judge?

**READ MORE:** Five Most Cringeworthy Rock + Metal Songs About Sports

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### Here Are 13 Metal Songs Not to Play in Front of Your Family on Christmas
*(Unless you really want them to leave)*

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#### Corey Taylor – “X-M@$”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas / You know where to stick those jingle bells / If I ain’t hammered, it ain’t Hanukkah / And all you motherfuckers go to hell.”

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#### Steel Panther – “Sexy Santa”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“In the back of his sleigh, he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s / They’re lickin’ eggnog drippin’ from his firehose / He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer / Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a / He’s got a bitchin’ red suit and he’s totally buff / He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff.”

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#### King Diamond – “No Presents For Christmas”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“There’s no presents, not this Christmas / There’s no presents / Tom and Jerry, drinking Sherry / They don’t give a damn.”

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#### Ice Nine Kills – “Merry Axe-Mass”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“‘Twas the night before Christmas / At just five years old / My parents were butchered / In the blistering cold / He seemed jolly at first / In his suit stained with red / He let out a laugh / But then left us for dead.”

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#### Amon Amarth – “Viking Christmas”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“Officially we despise any of those Christian customs / But in secrecy we can’t flee the Christmas spell / I bet you can’t imagine how sentimental we can be: 5 bearded vikings reenact the nativity scene.”

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#### Lacuna Coil – “Naughty Christmas”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“He’s inside in the house / Looking for my room / Someone drank the glass of milk / That I’ve put on the floor / Have I been so bad / Santa will not bring me gifts and / Krampus will come / What is this noise on my door?”

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#### Type O Negative – “Red Water (Christmas Mourning)”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“Wake up, it’s Christmas mourn / Those loved have long since gone / The stockings are hung but who cares / Preserved for those no longer there / Six feet beneath me sleep.”

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#### Set It Off – “This Christmas (I’ll Burn It To The Ground)”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“Oh my God, it’s here, this awful time of year / How I hate the snow is falling / Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they’re getting / Hey Jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You’re getting K-Mart clothes again! / And then, I had a revelation! / This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear.”

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#### GWAR – “Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club (Oh yeah, oh yeah) / Was the sound of bikers moaning as their crotches got rubbed (Oh yeah, oh yeah) / Come on, baby, hey / Stripper Christmas summer weekend every day / She liked heavy metal like her head was a hole (Oh yeah, oh yeah) / And they played heavy metal and she spun on a pole (Oh yeah, oh yeah).”

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#### Green Jelly – “Green Jelly Xmas”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“Jingle bells my stealing elves are reindeer and my sleigh / Jingle bells, my prostate smells your chick pissed on my leg.”

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#### Alice Cooper – “Santa Claws is Coming To Town”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“He knows where you live / He knows when your window’s open / He knows what’s under your bed.”

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#### Twisted Sister – “Heavy Metal Christmas (Twelve Days of Christmas)”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“On my heavy metal Christmas, my true love gave to me / Eight pentagrams / Seven leather jackets / Six cans of hairspray / Five skull earrings / Four quarts of Jack / Three studded belts / Two pairs of spandex pants / And a tattoo of Ozzy.”

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#### Psychostick – “N. O. E. L.”
**Lyrics That Will Make Your Family Leave:**
“Everywhere you go / Christmas songs are playing all the time / Never-ending marathon, enough of It’s a Wonderful Life / Everybody’s going caroling, you better run and hide / Awkwardly they harmonize, I contemplate suicide.”

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If you’re set on keeping the holiday vibe joyful and family-friendly, it’s probably best to steer clear of these festive metal tracks. But if your goal is to clear the room, by all means—crank them up loud!
https://popcrush.com/ixp/366/p/metal-christmas-songs-not-for-families/